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When I was eighty I started smoking took to drinking at eighty-five
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At ninety I started courting
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Thank God that I was alive.......
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Ninety-five saw me in business
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Determined to rake in the pile
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At a hundred I made my first million
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Then I started living in style
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Oh, it's never too late to start living
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To get out and have some fun
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The sun will be just as shiny in the mornin'
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As the first day the world begun
Well I moved
to an uptown penthouse
Used fifties to light my cigars
I developed a taste for fine champagne
And drove fast Italian cars......
But the doctor he give me a warning
And a lecture on right or wrong
If I didn't give up my sinful ways
I wouldn't live very long
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Now I'm a
200 year old alcoholic
And the nicotine's caught up on me
But worst of all in this mornin's mail
I got a suit for Paternity
But I'm not really unhappy
Because maybe I'll have me a son
And his morning's will be just as shiny in the mornin'
As the first day the world begun
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